a pledge to my good friends

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Post 1 by sugarbaby (The voice of reason) on Monday, 04-Jul-2005 8:47:40

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8 . When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask.
Because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

Post 2 by Ukulele<3 (Try me... You know you want to.) on Monday, 04-Jul-2005 9:33:18

lol This is awesome!!! hahahahahah
*sexy*

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 04-Jul-2005 11:18:50

lol.

Post 4 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 05-Jul-2005 5:06:00

Lol!!!!!! Claire that's a classic.